Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer.
Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, It’s over and I am leaving.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Believe me, nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s definitely true that you & I have been married for the past 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my TV shows so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping, although that doesn’t seem to work.
I definitely noticed your haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ And since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I decided not to comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 long years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could make this work. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem!
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“Reunited in Love: The Heartwarming Adoption Journey of Tre and Ke’Lynn”
The brothers, Tre and Ke’Lynn, had endured the pain of separation for years, shuffled between different foster homes. Despite the physical distance, their hearts remained intertwined, longing for the comfort of each other’s presence. Through the occasional monthly visits, they clung to the hope of reuniting permanently, their tears marking the passing of time.
Their connection was forged through shared experiences of hardship and uncertainty, yet amidst the darkness, a flicker of hope burned brightly. Their story captured the attention of many, including Dr. Robert Beck, whose compassionate heart was deeply stirred. Recognizing the profound bond between Tre and Ke’Lynn, Dr. Beck made a decision that would change their lives forever.
On that unforgettable day of July 18, 2018, in a courtroom filled with anticipation, the brothers received the surprise of a lifetime. As Dr. Beck stepped forward, their eyes widened with disbelief, quickly giving way to tears of overwhelming joy. In that moment, the dream they had cherished for so long became a reality as they were embraced by their new father.
The courtroom echoed with the palpable emotions of love and belonging as Tre and Ke’Lynn found themselves enveloped in the warmth of their forever family. With Dr. Beck’s adoption, they gained not only a father but also an older brother, eager helpers, and the promise of unwavering love and protection for a lifetime. Their journey, marked by trials and tribulations, had finally led them home.
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