Generally, we tell our kids to call 911 if they ever need help. But one child took the lesson to a completely new level!
The child was experiencing problems with his homework, so he made the decision to call for help. Since 911 was the only number he knew, he took up the phone and dialed it. Is it true that the people listed on this number are ones that need help? Indeed. I think he was right someplace, too.
The operator who was answering began asking the standard questions. Following a lengthy period of miscommunication, the operator discovered that the child truly had difficulty with math problems.
The entire phone call they had is available below. We were really amused by this and laughed a lot. The YouTube video is also available at the conclusion of the article.
Operator: emergency 911
Boy: I do require assistance.
Operator: What’s wrong?
Boy: Using my arithmetic.
Operator: Using your lips?
Boy: Not using my math. I must complete it. Are you going to assist me?
Operator: Alright. What city do you reside in?
Boy: I can’t do the math.
Operator: You’re right, I understand. But where do you live?
Boy: No, I’d rather have a phone conversation with you.
Operator: I’m not able to do it. I can dispatch another person to assist you.
Boy: Alright.
Operator: What type of math problems are you having trouble with?
Boy: These are my takeaways.
Operator: You must complete the takeaways, I see.
Boy: Certainly
Operator: Okay, so what’s the issue?
Boy: I need your assistance with my math.
Operator: Alright, explain the arithmetic to me.
Boy: Alright. What is 8 minus 16?
Operator: You inform me. How much do you estimate it to be?
Boy: I have no idea, 1.
Operator: Not at all. What is your age?
Boy: I’m just four years old.
Operator: Four!
Boy: Certainly.
Operator: What’s the next issue? That was a difficult one.
Boy: Well, this one’s here. Five things to take away.
Operator: Five minus five, what do you think that is worth?
Boy: five
Female: Johnny What are you doing, exactly?
Boy: I’m getting help with my math from the policeman.
Woman: Did I mention that I was going to call you?
Operator: The mother is here.
Boy: You told me to call someone if I needed assistance.
Woman: The police aren’t who I meant!
Father’s Middle Son Doesn’t Look Enough Like Him So He Conducts a DNA Test on the Boy
Gerald’s doubts about his middle child’s appearance prompted him to request a paternity test, unaware that this decision would unravel his 12-year marriage.
One day, while looking at a school photo of his seven-year-old son, Aidan, Gerald felt a familiar knot of anxiety. Aidan looked strikingly different from his brothers, igniting doubts that had been simmering for years. Despite having what many considered the American dream—three beautiful boys and a loving wife, Julia—he couldn’t shake the feeling that something was off.
His first son, Liam, had been the spitting image of him. But when Aidan was born, everything changed. With blonde hair and different facial features, Aidan didn’t resemble Gerald in the slightest. Julia had reassured him that babies change, but the feeling never left.
As their third son, Owen, arrived, the doubts solidified. Owen looked just like Liam, intensifying Gerald’s focus on Aidan’s differences. When a nightmare about Julia and another man shook him awake, he decided it was time to confront his fears.
That evening, after putting the boys to bed, Gerald nervously brought up the idea of a paternity test. Julia’s reaction was explosive; she felt betrayed and accused him of not trusting her after twelve years of marriage. Despite her anger, Gerald insisted that a test would ease his doubts.
After a tense period of silence, Gerald conducted the test, explaining it to Aidan as a fun family project. When the results came back confirming Aidan was indeed his son, relief quickly turned to shame.
Showing Julia the results only deepened the rift between them. She felt shattered by his lack of trust and began contemplating divorce. Gerald pleaded for a chance to fix things, but Julia emphasized that the real issue wasn’t the test—it was the breach of trust.
They started couples therapy, but the damage lingered. Julia expressed that she wasn’t sure she could ever fully forgive him. As they navigated this painful chapter, Gerald realized that some questions are best left unasked. The test had brought clarity about paternity but had irrevocably damaged the foundation of their marriage. Now, they faced the long road of healing, questioning if their love could survive such deep wounds.
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