One late evening, a wife softly unlocks the door to her bedroom upon returning home. She can see four legs peeking out from under the cover.
One late evening, a wife softly unlocks the door to her bedroom upon returning home. She notices that her spouse has two legs, yet there are four visible from under the blanket. She grabs a baseball bat and begins to strike the blanket as forcefully as she can.
She heads to the kitchen for a drink after finishing. Her spouse is there, reading a magazine, as she walks in.
“Hey sweetheart, I let your parents stay in our bedroom since they came to visit us,” he says. Have you said hi?
A mother and father brought their 6-year-old son to the seaside
A mom and dad took their 6-year-old son to a undressed beach. While walking along the shore, the boy saw that some of the women had bigger chests than his mom’s and asked her why.
His mom replied: “The bigger they are, the dumber the person is”.
Happy with the answer, the boy ran off to play in the ocean. A little later, he came back to tell his mom that many of the men had larger “privates” than his dad. His mom said: “The bigger they are, the dumber the person is”.
Again pleased with this response, the boy went back to play. Not long after, he returned once more.
He exclaimed: “Daddy is talking to the silliest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks, the sillier he gets!”
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