A lot of big, tragic and important things have happened to this wonderful country of ours since April 2014. None of which I have covered. I was too busy writing about hungover parenting, ancient philosophy and my dog Colin.
Out of the 536 columns I have written, 27 were about that guy. Far too few. He is such a good boy, he deserves an article a week.
Today is the end of an era for me, and whenever these final events pop up in our lives, we can’t help but think about the ultimate end.
Everything we do, we will one day do for the last time. That’s why you have to enjoy things while they are around. It’s not just big events like leaving a job, house or loved one either. Whatever moment you happen to be in now, you will never get it back, and you don’t know how many more you have.
Everything we do in life, from eating pizza to spending time with the people we love, to driving, writing, drinking or breathing, we will one day experience for the final time. It might happen tomorrow. This can be either a depressing or an inspiring thought, depending on how you look at it.
A few years back in this column, I interviewed professor of philosophy William B Irvine, of Wright State University, Ohio, on this very topic. He put it this way on a Zoom call: “Recognition of the impermanence of everything in life can invest the things we do with a significance and intensity that would otherwise be absent. The only way we can be truly alive is if we make it our business periodically to entertain thoughts of the end.”
Today’s column is very meaningful to me because it is my last. Like the last night with a lover before she goes overseas. And just like a lover, there have been some half-arsed efforts put in from me over the years. Last week, for example, I spent 750 words moaning about how bad my cricket team is. But the truth is that any of my columns could have been the final. If I had reminded myself every week for the past 10 years that the end is inevitable, I may have been more grateful for having a column and appreciated writing them all as much as I am this one.
While everything we do could have more meaning with a focus on finitude, some things are inherently more worthwhile than others. There is no doubt my column “The pros and cons of wearing Speedos” from November 2022 was less meaningful than most things in this world. That was a waste of everyone’s time. So, if we only have so much time, how do we pick the best things to do?
Well, Oliver Burkeman, the author of Four Thousand Weeks – Time Management For Mortals, suggested this to me in a 2022 column: “Ask yourself, does this choice enlarge me? You usually know on some unspoken level if it does. That’s a good way to distinguish between options.”
With that in mind, I don’t feel great about my 2018 article on “New Zealand’s best hole”. That didn’t enlarge anyone.
There will be people reading this column right now who have loved my writing in the Herald and are sad to see it end. Others will have hated it and are glad to see me go. Many won’t have any opinion at all. But for those in the first camp, I have good news. I have a book coming out on May 28 called A Life Less Punishing – 13 Ways To Love The Life You Got (Allen and Unwin Book Publishers). It’s a deep dive into the history, philosophy and science of not wasting our time lost in anger, loneliness, humiliation, stress, fear, boredom and all the other ways we find to not enjoy perfectly good lives. It’s available for pre-order right now (google it if you’re interested).
A Life Less Punishing took me two years to write and is equivalent in words to 100 of these columns. Which would be a complete nightmare for those in the hate camp, but as I say, great news for those who want more.
Anyway, thanks to the Herald for having me, thanks to the lovely people who make an effort to say nice things to me about my column nearly every day and thanks to the universe for every single second we get.
Bless!
The Thrill of Finding a Hidden Gem
I find it an intriguing activity to buy vintage and antiques from thrift stores and flea markets. Every excursion has a certain excitement associated with not knowing what riches I might find.
Of course, the ultimate goal is to find something genuinely unusual and potentially even priceless and then purchase it at a fraction of its true value. If fortune favors you, your discoveries could potentially provide a substantial financial gain.
But not many can say they are as lucky as Randy Guijarro, who made a once-in-a-lifetime find. An ancient photo album that Randy, a vintage collector, found at a garage sale was only two dollars. He had no idea how drastically this seemingly small purchase would alter his life.
Randy couldn’t help but notice each black and white photo’s distinct beauty as he slowly paged through the album of pictures of his family and friends. But it was an image of someone he recognized, none other than Billy the Kid, one of the most infamous criminals from the Wild West, that drew his attention.
Billy the Kid, whose real name was William H. Bonney, was shot in 1881 at the tender age of 23, resulting in his tragic death. Because it is so uncommon to come across an image of this renowned person, any insight into his life is valued highly.
Randy was immediately overcome with awe after becoming skeptical at first about the album’s value. He had no idea that investing two dollars would prove to be a smart move. The uncovered photograph’s value skyrocketed due to its historical significance and rarity.
After selling the picture, Randy received an incredible $5 million profit. It’s reasonable to say that his trip to the garage sale ended up being an extremely fortunate incident.
In the realm of vintage and antique hunting, these kinds of moments are extremely uncommon. They act as a reminder that even in the most unlikely locations, such thrift shops or antique malls, hidden treasures can be discovered.
Thus, remember this the next time you enjoy the excitement of treasure hunting: you never know what amazing find might be in store for you. Cheers to your successful search!
Examine the footage
Leave a Reply